i love this fucking quote so fucking much
Frick that’s beautiful
(Source: jonwithabullet, via ohitslife)
"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"
2014 Awards Season, ladies and gentlemen.
#i think you’ll notice that 90% of the awesome can be attributed to women being awesome #women being hilarious #women not giving a fuck #women swearing #women supporting other women #women making fun of dudes #WOMEN #i mean we started with tina and amy and ended with ellen #pretty damn amazing #awards season
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
this guy is systematically undoing the world
and i feel fine
holy shit, the notes….
This has more notes than the ‘Make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged pic on tumblr’
1 million more than the last time this crossed my dash.
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You think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on Tumblr
But I notice
I always notice
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CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW JOHN AND SHERLOCK GOT KICKED OUT OF 3 SEPARATE FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS BECAUSE JOHN KEPT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SHERLOCK
Sif in Yes Men.
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Name:Anyelica (sometimes angie or times jelly ^.^)
Crazy, emotional always willing to listen and help.
Proud member of Naruto and Doctor Who fandoms (there are other but I just cant name them and those to are the most important)
Narutard forever Datebayo
Whovian for the whole of time and space.
Leave me something nice in my ask :D