first date ideas
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OMG! Lmfao! He threw his purse! you know he was scared!
So I wasnt going to reblog this until I saw the last frame where he threw his bag at him! I literally cant breathe right now!
Chucky woulda got fucked the fuck up fuckin with me!
PLEASE let me see the video to this shit!!!
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My answer: goldenpersuasion
I know you've been trolling my page. Just so you know it was huge misunderstanding. I proved who I was, so I was never lying from the beginning with my picture nor urls. I'm making a video of my art work so you know it real.
Nigga I don’t even know who you are.
Reports of your importance in my life have been greatly exaggerated.
"Reports of your importance in my life have been greatly exaggerated." Jesus Christ, that’s about to be my response to everything and everyone I give two fucks about.
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This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.
wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life.
sadly yet again another fake post
A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.
no its real my cousin sasuke has this
Lmao no way! My cousin Obito has that too!
THIS WONDERFUL CREATION AUTOMATICALLY SAVES AFTER A FEW MINUTES, WHEN YOU START A NEW DOCUMENT AND WHEN YOU OPEN A DIFFERENT DOCUMENT.
IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN TYPEWRITER (electric or manual- your choice)
If you aren’t excited by the last line, I have no idea why you follow this blog.
HOLY SHIT IF I USE THIS I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET SOME WRITING DONE
I SHOULD DO THIS
This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word.
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
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We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over
NO FREAKING WAY
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! o.0
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there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.